Submitted by yakumo_izuruadmin in meta
As a matter of fact, PHP hasn't been working since forever on the lab because NetBSD decided to quite literally have coexisting PHP versions just like almost any other language (cue Go, Python, and Ruby) and that screwed up the web server in the meantime.
Either way I barely managed to upgrade this instance as it is, but if I am already here, then it's working.